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April 2012
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March 2012
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February 2012
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All quotes are now categorized by character!
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January 2012
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Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
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“Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw....”
– Peter Griffin
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Lois: Peter! You're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?
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“I don’t want your Mom to worry alright? When she worries she starts saying...”
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“Oh, I must give you my e-mail address. It’s loismustdie@yahoo.com.”
– Stewie Griffin
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